Monday, April 23, 2012

White Trash Picnic

This is what a white trash picnic looks like.

It consists of a blanket laid out on our cement driveway, with random items from the garage and house to play with. It's extra fun right now, since we haven't finished unpacking/organizing in the garage yet. There's all kinds of fun treasures for the kids to find to play with in there! My girls seem to quite enjoy it, as this is not the first white trash picnic we have had since moving to our new house a couple weeks ago.

Sorry, neighbors! We'll try to look a little less trashy in the near future. haha ;)

We don't have landscaping yet, so this is the kind of fun we have in the mean time. :)

I think you would find our white trash picnic to be an enjoyable way to spend your time.

Our guests sun bathe on luxuriously comfortable snow sleds.

No need to wash yourself before coming. We do it for you!

Our white trash picnic is quite popular, but don't worry ... if we run out of room in the first bathing pool, we'll pull out another one to accommodate.

Our bathing staff does such a good job, that they will even jump in the tub with you to get just the right angles to make sure you feel clean all over.

We always have several activities lined up throughout the day to keep our guests entertained.

Here we have the sacrificial lantern. Our guests line up to await their turn to find out if they will be "the chosen one" to be sacrificed to the Gods for the evening. As you can see, it's our most popular activity.

What would a white trash picnic be without digging for treasure on the neighbors property? First one to find the treasure gets a free funnel cake!!

Sometimes our guests don't like to get out of the tub right after bathing, so they take turns racing to see who can slide down the hill the fastest.

This is our new neighbor, Mr. Horse. We invited him to the picnic, but he never showed up. We frequently find him glaring at us just. like. this. I think he's mad because our new house is blocking his view.

Mommies love our white trash picnic. They get a chance to lay on the cement and look at the beautiful sky while their children participate in all the various activities.

No need to wear shoes. And dirty feet are a MUST.

Mostly our guest just have a silly, fun time.

Having a bad day? Need something to help put that smile on your face? Make sure and stop by our botox station. Barbie has never stopped smiling ever since.

Our guests are typically pretty friendly, but don't ever take the last turkey leg ... or you will be faced with THIS!
I heard this lady took a bite out of someone's leg one year. These people are pretty serious about their food.

Our white trash picnic is so popular that Allyson, the paparazzi, came to take pictures.

Of course she had to document the latest fashion our guests were wearing. Check out these jeans!!

When our guests arrived, she was always RIGHT THERE to take pictures. She's very good at getting right up close to document the action ... maybe a little too close.

Our neighbor was such a good sport to pose for the paparazzi right after exiting his vehicle. Unfortunately, he was unable to attend the picnic.

One of our guests just had to get a picture with our famous neighbor before he left. I think she was feeling a bit tipsy from the looks of this picture. She tried to follow him home, but security (A.K.A. mommy) escorted her away from the premises.

If you're feeling a bit tipsy after all the Capri Suns, no worries. We have an excellent driving service ready and waiting to take you safely home.